cram bunkler

the act of ejaculating onto an unwilling partner while they cower behind a couch.

Yo! Check this fool, i had your sister in a cram bunkler last night when i nutted on her.

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jigga cram

A really bad tatoo on the butt of a goofy white guy in Florabama.

YOU MY FRIEND ARE GETTING AN AWARD TONIGHT. WHAT'S THAT? - DUMBEST TATTOO, SO PLEASE SHOW IT TO US REAL QUICK.

WHAT DOES THAT SAY? "JIGGA CRAM" I MADE IT UP AN HOUR BEFORE I GOT IT. (LAUGHS)

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Cram bag

When you fill a plastic bag so much that you can't tie it closed. You pull a second bag down over the top to seal it closed. This is the cram bag.

I stuffed so much in, I had to use a cram bag

Cram Week

The week before spring break where teachers assign hundreds of assignments in a short period of time because they suck at making lesson plans.

Bryan: "Jesus. Why the fuck are there 3 essays and 5 tests this week?"
Will: "Yeah, Cram Week is a fucker..."

Gram Cram

You know when there’s a bunch a of clowns and they all shove themselves into a tiny car? Well this is kinda like that. But with grannies. They’re all crammed into one tiny car (most likely a Chevrolet) thus, a gram cram. Not to be confused with gram crackers.

Linda: “alrighty gals! Time to make a trip to Cracker Barrel.”
Dona: “time to Gram Cram ladies.”
Gertrude: “will we be getting prune juice?”

cram basket

Most likely the greatest term for vagina today. Not since the word box has the vagina seemed so much like just an object.

I'd make use of that cram basket.

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cram dunk

Insertion of suppository using another individual's male sex organ.

He administered the laxative to me by way of a cram dunk.

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