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One of those cheap-ass coin-op crane/claw machines where one deposits endless quarters in hopes of attaining those hot, plush toys, but only receives no shortage of frustration.
Damn, I just put like $5 into that skill crane and the claw didn't grab a thing!
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An native American story about a crane that didn't want to move south when winter came. All of his friends told him that he wouldn't make it in the cold but he just didn't listen. He died a few days after the snow started falling.
Crazy Crane, why can't you go south with us?
When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.
John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
1.person that operates a crane.
2. Obnoxious fuck that swings his arms like a crane in a bar knocking into people or drinks on a table.
Hey look at that queer cunt knocking people with his arms! He must be a crane driver!
Fuck mate you just knocked my beer off the table, you must be a crane driver
Act of using your arm like a crane boom as your getting a blow job.
I used the Brooklyn Crane skills on my trek home to Long Beach.
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1. The biggest concieved tool man has created.
2. That kid that works out all the damn time. with guns tattooed on his arms and a voice that makes you want to punch infants.
"What a fucking sky crane."
"For sure. That kids a tool."
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During doggy-style anal penetration, smashing a pumpkin over your partner's head at the moment of climax. May result in paralysis or death.
Guy 1: Why is there jack-0-lantern goo all over the living room carpet?
Guy 2: Dude, I was banging the hell out of this chick over the arm of the sofa when I totally ichabod craned her.
Guy 1: Happy Halloween, bee-yotch!
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