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A person who face plants with significant velocity.
"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.
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The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."
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A poop crayon is a poop that is used to write on the walls of a narrow bathroom stall. This usually happens when some emergency occurs when the poop is part of the way out your bum- you stand up, bend down, move around and meanwhile your half-extruded poo is writing all over the walls.
Once I viewed the stall smeared with poo, I formed my poop-crayon theory.
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The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.
Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.
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when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.
Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon
(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.
Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!
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to cum on a woman's face and smear the cum around with your penis.
samantha wanted to play games, so i wrote on her with a messy crayon.
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