Sponge cake and cream cheese

"Good." Both are food items associated with angelic or heavenly imagery (angel food cake, the cream cheese commercials with the angel eating bagels). Plus, both can be really good. Note that "sponge cake" and "cream cheese" are two separate entities, rather than a single dish. It's not that the situation would be as good as sponge cake with cream cheese, but that they are both delicious in their own right.

"If the copy machine doesn't break, then it'll all be sponge cake and cream cheese."

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Cream Cheese Money

1. A good very susceptible to being stolen by aliens breaking into your house.
2. A song by grand buffet.

Man, aliens broke into my house last night, they broke my fishtank, pancaked my wife, and my cream cheese money, all gone!

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hot bagel with cream cheese

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

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half and half with cream cheese

A service that is offered, and performed, by a prostitute. One half is oral sex, the other half is vaginal sex, finished by ejaculating in her mouth.

That trick just gave me a half and half with cream cheese for the low and let me finish on her face

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Cream Cheese Incident of '09

(n) The tragic failure of an idiot who left cream cheese in her fridge, went away on spring break, came back, and tried to clean out the explosion into the trash can on the floor of a dorm. It caused many deaths, and destroyed the smell of the floor.

Senior:...it smelled as bad as the Cream Cheese Incident of '09!
Junior: Whats the cream cheese incident of 09?
Other Senior: (falls to the ground in state of PTSD)

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cream cheese and jam sandwiches

the most disgusting thing that you could ever force someone to eat, but which some sick, twisted people find pleasurable to consume

Mum: Have a nice day dear - oh by the way, i gave you cream cheese and jam samwhiches, eat them all up now.
Kid: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

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Cream Cheese In Yo Pockets!!!

1. Unexplainable Manglish compliment about a female.
2. Large amount of cash in your pocket.
3. Equivalent of saying "Yeah" or "I understand"

I want to put cream cheese in yo pockets!!! I got dat cream cheese!!! Cream cheese in yo pockets!!! nigga!

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