credit card hippie

a person who abides by a hippie lifestyle in the choice of dress (tie-dyes, peasant style dresses, birkenstocks) and music (Grateful Dead and Phish + other jam bands) but is well-off and buys expensive "hippie" products. (E.G. will buy a 30 dollar bead neckalace and a dress from Anthropologie)

Sue spent a total of 200 bucks on that hippie outfit.

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redneck credit card

A peice of hose, typically of the garden variety, that is usually kept in the bed of the truck, or the trunk of the car, that is used to syphon fuel from a vehicle. Credit is a bit misleading, as most fuel ascertained in this manner, is never compensated for.

"Hey Leroy, did you see that ford 4x4 back thar at the truck stop, I bet we could use the redneck credit card and get some gas for the skeeter."

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credit card test

It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.

Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.

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Mexican credit card

A siphon hose. Instead of paying for gas, simply help yourself to another motorist's fuel. Form of credit has disappeared with the advent of locking gas caps

"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."

"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."

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Mommys credit card

This item is used for buying V-Bucks the in game currency in Fortnite a game for virgin white boys. these white boys will steal the credit cards of their mother and use it to buy V-Bucks its pretty gay and most of the time they get caught and their moms get angry because they just spent $200 on a shitty video game that will forever trap theses white boys virginity in a capsule that can never be opened

virgin white boy 1: ay yo bro you got that new battle pass for fortnite
virgin white boy 2: naw fam i havent stolen mommys credit card yet
virgin white boy 1: fucking nerd

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Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.

"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"

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Oklahoma credit card

a tube used to siphon gasoline in order to steal it

An Oklahoma credit card was left attached to the tank, which not only left a link to the culprit, but created a hazard as well.

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