P1: You know the homework's due today, right?
P2: CRICK!
To Crick something (usually used with the pronoun it). The utmost fun with sick cunts. When the mad-cunt scale gets to such a height it becomes sick. Also can be used when bouncers are bowled to dumb cunts/mad cunts not wearing a helmet
Come on boys!! Let's fucken Crick it!!
Oi Crick this cunt back to the pavilion
Suddenly a bunch of Cricks were up in my grill about my devout Atheism.
Crick can have several different meanings and uses within a sentence. "Crick" can be used as a replacement for just about every slur in every language (predominantly English). Crick is a work that tends to have negative connotations. "Crick" is also a word that can be utilized to describe a gap or hole; e.g: a gab in the couch.
Zonky: sup Bronthony
Bronthony: shut the crick up zonky.
Whomp-Whomp: wow, wow, calm the crick down Bronthony. Why are you mad at Zonky?
Bronthony: He lost my stickers aaaaa >:(
Zonky: I am so incredibly sorry. Try checking the crick between the two parts of the sofa.
Bronthony: I found them! Thanks guys:)
A bend in an otherwise straight penis. It can be at any point.
Wow, he really has a crick in that dick.