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The act of piercing one's anal cheeks together during a round of butt blistering.
Joe's ass got a real nice anal crimping from Susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding shit all over the place. Anyone else would think thats wierd, but that bitch is also into shit blistering.. so whatever..
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When a girl gives you the handy j with the vice grip that could double as a wire crimper. Or a handy no with no lube
Damn girl quit squeezing so hard I didn't ask for a Crimp job
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Has the possibility to literally mean crimping wheaties. Though it probably doesn't actually mean that. The origins of the word are very mysterious, but it probably originated somewhere in Falmouth.
Guy1: Guess what? I'm getting sucked in my plane!
Guy2: Your crimpin' wheaties Tim.
Guy1: Oh my god, I am not Crimping Wheaties!
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Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
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A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.
Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?
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Tightening your sphincter mid poop to cut it in half.
I had such a massive turd this morning, i had to crimp off a length to stop it rising too high in the bowl
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to be bothersome to the point of ruining one's day or event. Can be confused with 'cramping my stlye' which is an equivalent expression.
When I am at the club and some squarebear is trying to get hyphy without properly giggin they are crimping my style.
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