A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.
Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.
This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.
Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."
Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."
Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."
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A strange phrase heard in the song Shapeshift by Horse The Band, an awesome metal group. In the song, the protagonist is asked by his girlfriend to "sing the cripple song" with her, which scares him off. Therefore, Cripple Song probably refers to marriage, sex,or a long term relationship, which the protagonist wants no part of. So he leaves her. In this sense, singing the cripple song, in real life, can refer to any task which one would rather avoid, such as working, paying bills, or visiting in-laws.
You should have seen her, at one with the Gods.
She said "let's sing the Cripple Song".
Then i was gone.
Oh dear, oh dear. Then i was gone.
She said " let's sing the Cripple Song together".
Then i was gone.
Someone who wanks off without arms and legs
Katy Jones is a crippled wank
When your name is Preston and you can't escape the puns of your name so it actually puts you in a state of depression
Wow Preston! You seem sad. Do you have "Crippling Depreston?"
Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus.
The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.
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The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.
Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.
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"Oh fuck this, I'm not waiting for ages just to take a slash, I'm breaking into the cripple crapper."
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