The most annoying man in the world but also the sweetest , he's a bit of a dickrider but nothing too serious , he has the best and biggest d**k known to man kind . He's VERY PSYCHOTIC . He'll fuck you like a pornstar and ruin your life after . If you ever meet cristian RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN
Get away from that cristian he's nothing but trouble
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don't ever trust a Cristian he is a lying dirty cheating he will cheat on you with the ugliest girl ever and then just call it "hanging out"
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A short little alien that loves girls with a penis and is always willing to do it with relatives
Cristian fucked his la teacher
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piece of shit. literal scum of the earth. poster child of a fuckboi. the embodiment of a degenerate. thinks he's the shit, but actually is shit. head ass.
fuck him he's such a cristian carranza.
When someone is having sex in a church or cemetery with a dead body
You are being sentenced to death row for pulling a dirty Cristian
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2nd best Krunker player in Paulesti
Has giant penis
He is searched by the CIA for many things including:
manslaughter, terorism, selling nuclear warheads and killing protestors
-Geapana Cristian killed my familly because he lost minecraft hunger games
-Lol same
Cristian Fernandez denied being a Furry, only so he could be accepted in society and his high school environment