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crit your son

to perform a critical attack on your son involves jumping and hitting sequence which does a lot of dmg (prob 7 hearts)

Elias lost his fathers credit card so his dad's friend said "Go crit your son as punishment"

by elias a bitch December 15, 2021


heals can crit

Heals genral are ment to HEAL, but in late 2007, on Madoran server (World of Warcraft) a group on Battleground players came into the Trade_chat and started talking the concept of "Crit heals"

A Crit heal is a MASSIVE heal, that is usely maxed, and higher then normal. The term crit itself means Critical : which in turn uselly refers to damage. That is why ppl still argue over the term Heal Crit or Crit heal, is appropriate to use and describe a massive heal.

Heals can crit, anytime.

Heals can crit with a high lvl player only.

heals can crit, bottom line.

chuck norris even knows Heals can crit.

by Saruwatari Taiki January 22, 2008

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Crit my pants

In an Online Game when someone scores a mass critical heal/Hit You can say 'I just Crit my pants".

Coined by Aven of Blade radio in Aion

Aven:Dude i just Crit my pants

Yen: Lol

by GW_Watchman December 4, 2009

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Random crits are fair and balanced

a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.

person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit

person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up

by st. ego February 4, 2021

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66 come on my crits

When you got nuin better to say and you don’t want to shout racist words because you died to some baaawsheet

Friend 1: Ffs you just got us all killed from a most wanted
Friend 2: 66 come on my crits

by 66crits November 9, 2020


One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.

Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)

by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018


Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022