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Derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.
I was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. I was like, control your damn crotch spawn, woman.
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Pejoritive term for someone's rotten kids.
This guy's ankle biting crotch droppings have been terrorizing the neighborhood since the day they fell out of their mother's hoo-ha.
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A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"
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The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.
Me: Did you see her crotch?
You: No! What happened?
Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!
You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!
noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice
"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."
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Some who is so obsessed with portable texting devices. When you think of this person, you picture them staring down at the iPhone or Blackberry.
Would you stop being a crotch typer and join in on our non-virtual conversation here!!!
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Honey is produced by bees regurgitating nectar. Crotch honey is the end-product of throwing up into someone's lap.
I was watching Mean Girls last night, and almost threw up at the part where Cady served up some crotch honey to Aaron Samuels.