cry

To be so pathetic/weak, that the only way you will get pity, or any reaction at all, is to cry.
Something naps often do. Because they suck.

Some nap: Dude yeah, my grandmother died.
Me: CRY NAP!

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crys

a crazy sexi bitch w/ purple hair who likes to make out w/ rob's she is friends w/ brianna's brooke's and sarah's

i wanna be a crys

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I’m not crying, you’re crying

When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.

*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*

Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

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cry

code word for smoking marijuana, in which u can openly talk about getting torched in front of unapproving audiances.

dood, last night i was so cry i couldnt even walk.

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I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

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whore cry

A whore cry is when a moralless whore gets caught cheating on her boyfriend with his mate & instead of just admitting that she's a filthy slut she makes up an elaborate LIE about how "it wasn't her fault" & "he forced himself on her"

It takes a special breed of whore to falsely accuse a man of such a vile act instead of taking responsibility for living the hoe life.

"Have you's heard the shit that the Slut Edina has been spreading?"
"Yep, I swear she's got a DEATH WISH! & she just keeps digging her grave deeper"
"Whore cry.... she should have known better lol"

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Cringe Cry

When something happens that is so cringy, tears form in your eyes.

Jim: Yeah, the movie was good, but there was a part that made me Cringe Cry.
Dave: You mean the part where he gives an awkward speech? Yeah that part was pretty Cringy.