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ethan cummins

The biggest bad ass on planet

Ethan cummins

by Conner Bennett January 15, 2020


Cummin' on the Main

When you are openly horny / a brony (cummin on the mane)

Hayden, please stop cummin' on the main. It's only D. VA.

by uwushid December 20, 2020


Cumminer

A slang for saying your about too bust during sexual intercourse

Riley I’m about to cumminer😩

by Verysloppywaffle April 24, 2022


Alex Cummins monster

Alex Cummins monster

Alex Cummins monster

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023


Cummins Law

In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.

This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.

I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.

Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...

Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)

My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."

by Timesucker941 May 25, 2024


Mike Cummins

A person with more aspirations than money, a typical poor.

Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021