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What to say when you sexually harass someone and want to get away with it.
Joe got away with groping his coworker because he said "No Cuomo" right afterwards.
When you have to be the kill-joy but don’t want to be.
No Cuomo but we can’t get lit tonight, I have to be up early.
When you say anything that might be considered sexual harassment, just say “No Cuomo” and you’re safe.
“That girl has some giant cans, no Cuomo”
So this bitch was taking a shit and coykdnt push it out and so she texted her ex and said grab your cameal and RIDE TILL WE CANT MORE
“Hey have heard that isabella cuomo went to arizona?“
“What why?“
“oh she went with her ex on a cameal“
He doesn't seem like a guy that makes many smart decisions, but he also doesn't seem like a predator either.
Andrew Cuomo doesn't look like Whitney Houston and the female state trooper most likely doesn't look like Kevin Costner, but any time a female is assigned to make a guy feel safe instead of him making her feel safe, what does he expect to happen to him? He allowed this to happen to himself, now he has to climb out of the hole he dug himself, even if he had help from other people that digging it with him. It seems like stuff you would see coming, but apparently he didn't pay much attention to any indication that these people close to him were not friends of his.
Rivers Cuomo is an American rapper of Mexican descent from Redlands, California. His stage name is derived from the name of the prescription drug Xanax.
Cuomo was born on September 6, 1996 in Redlands, California. Growing up, Cuomo was poor and lived in motels most of his childhood. He attended Redlands East Valley High School but dropped out of high school in his freshman year and spent several years at home unemployed. Cuomo took a job as a street cleaner and sold drugs before he began rapping. Cuomo later pursued a photography career in support of several friends who were rappers. He eventually had his camera stolen, and chose to begin rapping in lieu of investing in a new camera.
Cuomo was formerly addicted to Xanax but he was able to quit the drug after two years of addiction.
Cuomo began to gain recognition through platforms such as SoundCloud and YouTube.
In 2018, Cuomo announced that he would change his stage name to "Diego" in order to support his anti-drug message, though he later said in an interview he was not sure if he would change his name.
Cuomo' music started off as "typical trap" and later shifted towards "a murkier, dream-like sound". The New Yorker has described Cuomo as part of a "sad rap" movement.
Cuomo made headlines in 2018 when he rated the late rapper Tupac Shakur only a "2" out of 9 and called his music boring. After the incident fellow rapper Waka Flocka Flame claimed on Twitter that Cuomo is "banned from hip hop".
Guy 1: Who’s Rivers Cuomo?
Guy 2: He’s a simp for Asian girls and lesbians
1. a singer for the pop-rock band weezer
2. a guy obsessed with japan and asian girls in general
person 1: dude weezer is so good
person 2: yes, especially rivers
person 1: omg i love japan
person 2: you are such a rivers cuomo!