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Lazy, ass-kissing curly-haired harlot who worships man whores and potatoes. At the age of 39, she still resides at home with mommy and daddy and is dependent on them. A backstabber, she has a fake, insincere laugh, and plays the victim for circumstances she herself created. On her phone all day instead of working. A shadow who follows potatoes like a guide dog.
Hark! I spot a curly ho following a potato!
A small man into female Gladiators and likes telling facts and likes mining
Person 1: I have a crush on Lara in our class
Curly Cobra : I prefer big sweaty female Gladiators with nice fat toes
To accidently chew on pubic hair.
Dude1: Whats that between your teeth?
Dude2: Oh shit, its your moms pubs! Crunch-a-curly.
Dude1: Damn.
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1. A mustache one must locate.
2. A mustache style that's brought up or mentioned loudly by brazen individuals at unnecessary times.
// Man playing MvC2 screams the following as he faces opponent:
IT'S MARVEL BABY!
EAST COAST BABY, PHILLY WHERE YOU AT?
...
OH he's so Pringles...WHERE YA' CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!
OLD SCHOOL!
SCOOPS...SCOOPS HAAGEN-DAZS...
MAG-FUCKING-NETO...
CURLY MUS-TAAASH!
MAKE IT RAAAIN!
FUCK THE KNICKS.
// Match ends.
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A person with constantly entangled pubic hair. (Plural: Curly Whirlies. May refer to couples)
"Hey, Jerry! I heard you and your Curly Whirly partner reached poogasm!"
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the secret garden that some people have in their pants. Sometimes has living creatures (crabs/lice) in it. Comes in a variety of colors. Gingers are special in that they have a fire crotch while other people have normal crotchesof varying colors. The surprise is for you to find out...
Tyler rolled down his pants too low, so Lindsey and I got a glimpse of his curly goodies.
Extremely bushy, overgrown pubic hair.
She dropped her panties and whoa!!!!! Mad curly.