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The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 1, 2004

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We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address.

when you searched for your definiton but don't find it so you look in your profile to find nothing but "We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address."

We don't have any currently published definitions associated with your email address.

by retarded black monkey October 9, 2023

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This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 12, 2008

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Current Meta

A term that describe the things that are "hot" and trendy today. Being used very often while analyzing the most effective strategy for any game, but can also be used to describe the most popular, innovative and in a high demand items or ideas that everyone likes.

Dude 1: "Bruh! Every second girl on the street is wearing those back zipper jeans, what's up with that??"
Dude 2: "That's the hottest thing today, bruh! If you're a girl and you don't follow the Current Meta you're pretty much nobody"

by RolloBruh January 7, 2019


Current Man

A fictional character utilised to display the direction of current, force and magnetic field strength.
It also measures the attraction between two current males

Teacher: How do you work out the magnetic field strength
Student: I use current man, I also love penis

by imapoosey October 14, 2021


current joys

a really good artist, go see their music NOW

โ€œwoah, have you heard current joys?โ€
โ€œyeah, really good artistโ€

by pietrafisch December 3, 2023


A Current Affair

A show that was Maury when he freight-trained as it covered hard news, scandals and the shit from tabloids. It's the forerunner for the wordpress blog of the writer behind The Fandom Writer where he combined candid life with CBS News style reporting as his second incarnation of the blog the entries became more in depth. The show was the forerunner to Nancy Grace before she reported on vodka mom. The show started with Maury in the mid-1980s to 1990 then seen other hosts take the reigns in the 1990s. Geraldo Rivera didn't stray from his freight-training roots when he did his talk show but joined Fox News Channel he was coined disaster porn by gossip bloggers. The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was picking on fellow Glendale Heights resident, William Patrick Corgan. The tag #globalistshill was born.

Before Maury was addressing baby momma drama and lie detector tests, he was doing a show that freight-trained as he did hard news with A Current Affair. Noted for the hard 'ka-chung" and zoom sequence. When you have celebrities pissed at the pink blog drawing on your fucking mugshots in lewd ways, be more worried when a light blue blog turned light grey does a piece on you because he's indepth and busts the race liar.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018