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Air drying your pussy after swimming in a lake, filled with blue algae
What smells so bad around here? "Candace says, oh that's just my shrimp curtains"
When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.
The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.
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A middle parted fringe that has either gone wrong or will just not behave.the fringe should be straight but some wave or curl angrily destroying the look
"Have you seen the state of his hair? He's got proper angry curtains"
"I spent hours straightening my hair,then it rained and I'm stuck with flipping angry curtains.
The stripper left the scent of her lady curtains on the pole.
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When you fold a woman’s sloppy beef curtains back into her Vagina to make them disappear, and then you fuck her.
Hey baby, would you like to try the magic curtain?
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A one inch wide tan strip the length of a speed freaks face over their good eye from peeking through the curtains looking for the law.
Man that guy is a real sketch artist, check out his curtain tan.
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Discovering not long after leaving the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet. Kinda like how grunting out a monster turd opens the floodgates.
John: "Okay, Let's head out and grab a beer."
Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."
John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"
Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."
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