a bloated blowfish black man incapable of being "real" he resembles forrest whittaker and bigge smalls. a curtis never brushes his tooth and refuses to bathe. u can find him behind a local grocery store beating his meat by a bonfire
an example of a curtis is a two headed clitoris with a hangnail
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Possibly the biggest tool that the world has ever known. If a "Curtis" was the foe of James Bond, the famous 007 would likely kill himself due to this persons toolness.
"Dude did that kid just steal candy from a baby? What a curtis ...."
"Dude that kid is a curtis... he thought being able to burp his abc's would attract this babe...what a curtis bro."
"Dude that kid thought Helen Keller were two different people.. what a curtis."
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A disguised way of saying you need to go #2, Hince Jamie Lee Curtis as the Activia Lady.
"Hold on guys, I'll meet up with you in a minute, I gotta drop off a Curtis real quick"
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One who is always tired , falls asleep while walking , seated , or on his phone ..
Look at that Curtis, he is a snoozlebeast
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a gay man. Most of the time he is short and blonde. Most curtises act like there cool and good at sports but most of the4 time they tottaly fail because they asre short.
curtis is gay
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a dick even though he barely has one. the most irresponsible person i know
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A creature that lives in your basement, and rapes your gerbils when your not looking. He also stuffs his enemyβs in his prolapsed butthole
βWhat the hell is that thingβ omg dude I think itβs a Curtis.
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