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The part of a vehicular on-ramp or off-ramp curve where people throw their trash out the window of the car because they think other drivers can't see them.
Most of the trash is empty beer bottles, fast food containers and empty energy drink bottles. Most of this is done by people who have no idea what a garbage can looks like and leave their shopping carts in an open parking space.
DRIVER: "Oh man, I can't get pulled over with all these Keystone Light cans under my seat".
PASSENGER: "Dude, don't worry, when we get off the highway to stop at that all night adult bookstore, lets throw them out on the blind curve on the off ramp".
DRIVER: "Good thinking! Hey! I just popped a boner, can two people fit into a peep booth?"
That one person in class who scores significantly higher on a test than the rest of his peers resulting in the grade boost/curve being rendered useless. Curves often give the highest grade an A but if the person has close to an A there is either a very small curve or no curve at all despite everyone else's grade.
James: Mr. Johnson said that he was gonna curve the grade on that test! I only have a 33. What did you get Morgan?
Morgan: I got a 92
James: Aww! You freakin curve killer.
When someone obviously FaceTunes or photoshops a photo and makes a background look bent in some sort of way
Person 1: she is using soooo much facetune
Person 2: we LOVE curved trees
An erect penis that naturally curves slightly upward. Angled to reach the female "G spot," this penis produces a more pleasurable sexual experience for the female, and leads to easily attainable orgasms.
"Daaaamn I love having sex with Big Papa. He has with heavens curve."
or lyrics (Tech n9ne): "You love my leg in third, cuz I'm blessed with Heavens Curve...."
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A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!
Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!
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Curve on San Francisco Bay Bridge at Yerba Buena Island fitted in late 2009 which challenges the 200 thousand plus daily drivers with Darwins Law of "natural selection".
In the two months after the "S" curve was built into the Bay Bridge; 16 million vehicles crossed the bridge with only 44 accidents at Darwins Curve.
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The act of turning down bitches hitting you up when you're already into someone
So you and Johnny are still together?
--yeah. HeS always curving bitches though