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tl;dw

Too Long ; Didn't Watch. Its used when someone uploads a very long and uninteresting video on youtube or any other video upload website. Similair to "tl;dr" which is used in threads.

Shit faced cockmaster: "watch my shitty 24hour video on christianity!"

Guy with life: *writes in comment box* "tl;dw...BITCH"

by MaZVaZ May 20, 2007

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TB;DW

Too Busy; Didn't Watch.

When a person posts a video on a forum or comment thread and one of the thread participants is too busy to watch the video. Many times a poster will post the Too Busy; Didn't Watch and then give a short summary of what the video shows.

"You are completely ignoring a perfect example of what I'm saying. Here is a video that shows it: insert video url

TB;DW: Health care in the United States is a heavily regulated industry.

by decentralism June 24, 2011

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fv/dw

Abbreviation of "Filmed Vertically, Didn't Watch." Used to express a lack of interest in of watching a cellphone video that was filmed with the camera in an improper orientation, regardless of how potentially interesting the content might be.

I followed a link for a video that shows a unicorn having sex with a manticore, but the idiot who taped it held his phone vertically, so I just tagged it with a "fv/dw" and moved on to a video of the meeting between Hitler and the Dalai Lama.

by Johnny Panic December 5, 2013

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Lily DW

Lily is a Bird lover is funny and spends a lot of time writing

Is also mentally dating Jughead Jones (Cole sprouse)

Person: omg look its lily

Person 2: i heard shes mentally dating Jughead Jones (Cole sprouse)
Person: omg so lucky

Gorgia: hey im lucky too im Mentally dating cole sprouse

Person 2: wait isnt Jughead Jones and Cole sprouse the same person

Gorgia: not in our minds there not

Person looks at her phone : omg lili reinhart and cole srouse are dating

gorgia: NOOOOOO
Lily: HAHAHAH

person 2 : Omg look jughead and betty #bughead

Lily: NOOOOOOO

gorgia and Lily DW : NOOOOOO HE DOSNT LOVE US

by Lily DW September 3, 2019


ne; dw

Not engaging. Didn't watch. A way to summarize an online video posting that was poorly edited or poorly created so that you stop watching or click away in less than a minute.

ne; dw. That video kept jumping around as if the editor couldn't focus on one thing for more than 2 seconds. I stopped watching after 10 seconds.

by mrcurmudgeon July 17, 2015


DW EFFECT

1. The effect in which DW manipulates people without ever saying a word. 2. The favor over all people. 3. The ability to say it and it be done!!!

She has been infected by the DW effect. DW said alex is gonna have a baby and it happend.

by D dub 1234 February 13, 2010

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sa;dw

Saw ad; didn't watch. Canned response to youtube and other video links you receive but don't watch because they start with an ad. A cousin of tl;dr.

Tiffany: Hey Eric, checkout this panda video <youtube link>

...

Eric: sa;dw
Tiffany: :(

by mightymeatybone November 2, 2011

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