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An old mad who likes to eat men
Are you da vinci yup and imma eat your ligaments.
Someone who over-explains the simplest stuff.
Dave: you know what milk is right?
Philip: what? Yea I know what-
Dave: It’s that stuff that comes out of cows and...
Philip: I just said-
Dave:... You put on your cereal, well it goes in many things really. Like cakes and... other stuff.
Philip: yo. Shut the fuck up. Stop being such a Larry Da Vinci .
When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."