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Tim Daly-a 57 year old guy you can bring home to meet your 60 year old dad . . . primarily because he is (a little less douche.)
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Like an Arnold Palmer Half and Half (50% Lemonade/50% Iced Tea) but with a twist in the only John Daly Style. Booze is of course added. (Numerous wives and children as well as trips to rehab are your own option)
1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.
Man at bar: "My 6th wife left me, I had to take a paternity test today, my rehab sponsor dropped me, and I haven't placed in a golf tournament in years."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."
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I just saw his exhibit in Philly, and it was AMAZING! He was so talented. I have always loved his work, but now I have such a greater appreciation, seeing it up close.
three words twenty letters for my example:
the endless enigma
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Not going to school for a very long time
"You coming in tomorrow" "na I'm going to do a joe daly"
Relatively normal bloke. Until Dat Lone start playing. then he will become the single most mysterious crime fighting hunk of a man.
Damn look at tom daly he think he destroy lonely. hold up he might actually be destroy lonely
Cait is the...
Coolest person one will meet.
Athletic and smart.
If you mess with her A NINJA will come get you in the middle of the night... I would be scared...
Tends to have longish brown hair and eyes.
Dam SMEXY
Advanced at school and music
Laughs a lot and tends to be a little weird but everyone loves her
You know her mother will get it if you ask
IF YOU MEET ONE YOU SHOULD BECOME FRIENDS WITH THEM IMMEDIATELY!!!! :DDDDD
Cait Daly is smexy.
I want to be friends with Cait Daly!
CAIT DALY SHOULD JOIN TRACK BECAUSE SHE IS SO FAST!
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Verb. The sexual act of steamrolling your partner then taking the fecal matter, blending it up and throwing it at a canvas. Once the canvas is prepped, the subjects will continue to have sex on the canvas. Fecal matter from both partners can be used to add a more textured effect.
Warning: Use goggles and safe sexual practices while performing this technique in the bedroom. Pink eye is a common side effect. In order to avoid this, the couple is recommended to wear eye protection such as goggles or safety glasses.
"I hear this piece was created using The Salvador Dali technique." - Art connoisseur
"Do you have your squash goggles?"
"Yeah they are in my closet downstairs. Why?"
"Were going to try The Salvador Dali Technique tonight, i have a bit of an art bug to pan out." - Piet Mondrean/One of many mistresses
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