Rural Dictionary

Dan

Dan is an amazing guy who doesn't know it. He's tall, blond and has the most interesting eyes. He's one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet and before you know it you'll be head over heels for this guy. He has a great sense of humour and the cutest smile. He's gorgeous, intelligent and sweet. Once he holds you in his arms you never want to let him go. I love my dan and he's perfect.

liv: Who's that?
izzie: oh thats my dan
liv: hes gorgeous
izzie: i know :)

by pixizzie July 23, 2011

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Dan

An overall always pissed off person.
Very anti-social and bi-polar, he'd be best friends with you for 3 days and completely ignore you and act like you are the creepiest person in the world the next.
Constantly makes you bring up the question "WTF!!??" in your mind.
Basically someone hard to deal with in life.

OMFG why is Dan always so pissed off at me?

Dude....we video chatted for 17 days straight 5 hours everyday and now we barely talk...in fact he ignores me...lik WTF????

Oh Dan.. god knows what goes on inside that child's head...

by lolomfglmfaowtf December 15, 2011

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Dan

A lazy ass who can't put effort into the simplest things. And is quick in all areas. He comes off as someone he isn't and after about two months, you figure it out.

I am Dan and I can't put effort into this anymore. Give me a few days to see if I want to.

by highupmyass December 9, 2010

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Dan

He must be a fan. I keep ending up in his shows................ Ah fuck. Too many characters. Hold on.......

Hym "Hi, Dan! You know of anything else with me in it? I already watched Record of Ragnarok season 2. That Jack the Ripper shit was dope. "Dear God"? Get it? Nah... You didn't see it. I finished Little Demon (You didn't fall in love with and sexually harass Aubrey did you? I wouldn't blame you! Hahaha!) I was watching Koalaman for a bit but I don't think I'm in there... But hey, you want to hurry the fuck up and get season 6 of Rick and Morty on Hbo Max? I'm trying not pirate shit (because Todd will have another hissy-fit if he finds out) but holy shit does that take a long time to get on those streaming platforms. Seriously. What is the hold up?

Ok. There.

Oh! And I'm trying to get some free shit from all the creators I work with (non-consensually by the way because we care so much about consent). So like, a signed portal gun or something... Aubrey's phone number... Or like a signed box of stogies from Danny... NO! Signed penguin umbrella! Yep. Screw the stogies... No, you know what? Send them both. I don't know... Um... Yeah... I need to talk to Ye about getting one of the Baalenciaga masks... Shit hold on. I have to piss..........................................................................................................................*sound of running water*.... *sound stops*................... Alright... Yeah, hey, I'm gonna go here but, uh, watch out for hammer clowns, alright? Cuz uuuuhh... That's a thing apparently... Oh, real quick, before I go: Am I free guy too? Cuz I remember one of the first definitions I did had him in it. And I coined the NPC thing so, yeah, I don't know. Does anyone else remember that far back? Before I was Hym? It was Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynalds? Only for 1 definition but still. Shit, what did I have them say? I don't even remember. Hopefully it wasn't anything too embarrassing. If you don't remember that then remember this: You're just some guy to me. So here 🖕 That's for you. You can take it to the bank or something... Pretend it's a dick and suck it... Doesn't matter. Anywho, I'm done. Ok. I love you buhbye Dan!"

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

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