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bits of dried up cum stuck to the pubic hairs and vagina of a woman
that hobo left loads of vagina dandruff on my porch!
i used her vagina dandruff as substitute for my parmesan cheese on my pasta :)
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The flaky white stuff found around your junk.
I would like something to make this salad zesty, how about I add some pubic dandruff?
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Let's snort some of the devil's dandruff.
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The dandruff dominator is an elusive species that spends most of its life playing Roblox inside its home. It rarely comes out of its den. Although it is rarely seen outside, it has been spotted sulking around elementary schools gazing with longing at the young children during recess. This specimen is covered in flaky white spots hence its name dandruff dominator. The dandruff dominator cannot be within a fifty-meter radius of a shower, or it will explode into a ball of dandruff.
"i saw a dandruff dominator yesterday around the playground"
"oh"
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The flaky residue left on your shirt/floor/desk/etc. after eating a glazed donut
The floor was littered with donut dandruff after my coworkers raided a box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.
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At first glance it appears to be glistening flakes of dandruff, upon closer inspection they are just large droplets of rain hugging the hair from a steady downpour.
What is that stuff in your hair?
Oh....
I thought you had a bad case of lice. I guess its just rain dandruff.
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Scaly skin on one or both sides of the penis caused by having too much sex.
Dude, my girlfriend just can't get enough sex. All night, every night, all we do is screw, my dick got so worn out that I'm getting dick dandruff on both sides of it.
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