dante

when a waiter jizzes/spits/poops/throwsup in your food before you receive it

We were real dicks to that waiter, i hope he doesn't dante in our burgers.

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Dant

Nasty or disgusting; gross, or foul smelling.

"Dude I haven't bathed in weeks...." "Wtf? That's dant"

"Hey go smell that ice chest, there's been eggs in there for over a month"... "Omg thats shit's dant!"

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dante

an ugly ass motherfucker

the dante is short and wears glasses

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dante,

please shove

your fat dante, shlong

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dant

to smoke weed.

They were danting at school

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pulling a dante

Wearing Sunglasses inside. Most likely seen at parties.

He wore sunglasses to a party!
Woah dude, he's Pulling a Dante

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dirty dante

The act of bouncing your penis off the forehead of a MILF in the back of a ice cream truck.

“I couldn’t get the smell of ice cream off my penis for a week after that dirty dante.

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