Random
Source Code
Random
"hey you know that dick ass loser named darian?"
"yeah he's a pedo"
Darian is the type of person who gets what he wants, he is smart, kind, genuine and the biggest fatty alive. He makes every moment a special moment. Now I know a lot of you have a "Darian in your life" but the Samsam I know can never be replaced, cringy asf but he's the best friend anyone can have. He has your back when you need it and he knows exactly what to say and when to say it. He might forget your birthday or what you said two seconds ago, but nonetheless he makes up for it somehow. He doesn't like pineapple on pizza, which I don't understand, he loves his sister( even has a special handshake just them two), his birthday is in march, A+ for me for remembering, his favourite colour is orange, he has a weird obsession for fairy bread Idk why and I honestly don't know where hell is without me haha.
Darian is the biggest fatty alive
A super hot mountain biker with a big … personality;) . He gives the best hugs and kisses. Anyone who is lucky enough to date darian is the most lucky person ever never let go of him and show him all your love. You will know he’s coming because he dives a 4Runner.
Darian just did a backflip into the Valhalla drop.
a heartless fuck who has nothing better to do then run his mouth to people that he not only loves but knows are better than him in every way. he has short blonde hair with an oddly small penis and lack of facial hair leaving him stuck as a pre-pubescent child throughout his late teens. he is also a light weight who can pull bitches but cant keep them for shit and has a quirky lisp and he's 5'7 on a good day.
"hey who was that annoying ass cunt at the party?'
"oh that lil fella think his name was Darian smh"
Darian is a small Boy From Iran with black hair.
He is always the youngest in his class and not Good at all. He is very cracked in fortnite and valo. He hasnt got the best style, but everyone loves him and his flaws and sins.
Dan: Who is this small boy?
Johnny: Oh, this is Darian.
THE BADDEST MOST BEAUTIFUL BITCH YOULL EVER MEET!!!
If you see this you should send this hottie some money
Dariane is fine as hell
Dariane is so perfect
Imagine being a Darian the Barian and sweating