gosh diddly darned it

gosh diddly darned it is a phrase for when you fuck something up and there are young children present

*stubs toe* fu- I mean, "gosh diddly darned it"

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them darned teenagers

what anyone over 30 calls teenagers (i.e. anyone from 13-18). they say it like it's an insult, like people choose to be that age. normally followed by "did it" "stomped on my flowers" "distroyed my life" "shouldn't be driving" "should die" and so on. also used by teens in the everlasting war between teens, kids, and older adults.

55 year old-"them darned teenagers tore up my garden today"
49 year old-"let's go to country buffet and complain about them darned teenagers all day"
55 year old-"what??!!"
49 year old-"LET'S GO TO COUNTRY BUFFET AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM DARNED TEENAGERS ALL DAY"
55 year old-"WHAT???!!!"

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Dang Diddly Darn it

The most whitest and country way to say “oh shoot”. Can be used angrily or in a joking matter depending on tone.

I just dropped my phone in the toilet! Dang diddly darn it!

Darn you to heck

A phrase often used by priests, exorcists, and religious paranormal investigators, in attempt to send a demon or Minecraft Admin that that threatened to ban them, to heck.

Demon: Rawr

Priest: Darn you to heck
Demon: Aw frick

Minecraft Admin: I will ban you
Exorcist: Darn you to heck
Minecraft Admin: Aw frick

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Hecking darn frickster

Someone who swears on your christian Minecraft server

You're such a hecking darn frickster!

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Diddly darn dope

When something is really good, or just amazing but regular words can't describe it.

The words can be interchangeable.

• darn diddly dope
•diddly darn dope
• dope darn diddly
Etc.

"Yo, she's looking darn diddly dope!"
"This new salamander lunch box is diddly darn dope!"
"Gosh giggity! You're really the dope darn diddly!"

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pretty darn sweet

A phrase used when trying to emphasize how cool something is.

Wow, that new shirt is pretty darn sweet!

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