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A unique specimen of man evoked by cargo pants, tall white socks, and sandals (usually sourced from your local convenience store although some may feed off your city's Walmart) made notable by the unique stench of his balls, which are reminiscent of a Doritos taco shell from Taco Bell left inside a gym sock for three years inside of a YMCA locker room. David is often discovered at the scene of a petty theft or behind the fence of your lawn, pouring gasoline on your plants and feeding a neurotoxin to your yappy dog because it stole from his cookout.
Steve: Brother, have you seen David around lately?
Barry: Yeah man, this morning he was at the Waffle House sniffing up the skirts of waitresses.
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David, a hot young man. Well kept, and beautiful brown hair and eyes. Smart and funny. loves rock music.
Girl 1: Damn that boy has such a gorgeous face! along with his brown eyes and brown hair!
Girl 2: Yeah, his name is David.
Girl 1: No wonder!!
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a sweet charming guy, who is funny and is really hot. he is so lovable in every way
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A king of men... A David is god! He will destroy giants and crush opponents. He is a true man. To anger him is to incur a wrath not seen since the age of Spartan warriors! Unusually charming and plays off of his good looks and devilish smile. A man who is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, is dependable, honest and caring, handsome and seductive; an attentive and selfless lover. A David is a man that does and gets what he wants while staying true to his morals. A David should be praised, and worshiped. He is dedicated and determined. Chooses his lucky lovers all too wisely but can love a woman too much especially when their names begin with T. Is known to have at least an 11lb cock!
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The most amazing person you could have ever met. He has very soft black hair and beautiful brown eyes. He is very loyal and overall one of a kind. David is very special and you do never wanna loose him. Don't mess with a David because he come at you out of no where. You would be the most luckiest girl if you ever have a David. If you get a David keep him and never let him go. He is also very trust worthy and has the most cutest smile. He is so cute and sexy no one could get over it that goes for girls and guys. He is also very funny and will make you smile when your not in the best mood. You gotta love a David. He's a keeper.
"There goes David! He's so cute!"
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David is litterally the most badass, awsomest, smartest, cunning, sexiest, charming, deadliest guy on the planet or any known universe. He took down goliath, and he can take down any motha fucker that stands in his way. others strive to be half of what david is, but no one comes close. He created swagger. You can usually spot david by the trail of amasement, awe, envy. but rember you wont be the only one trying to find david, he usually has an army of hot girls trying to find him, and when they do ya'll know what happens. He is the original "most interesting man alive", and will always be. There is nothing this man cant do, but there are many things he wont do. ...like anything gay, or stupid. If you dont belive every bit of this, you are obviously a hater and in denial, but once you get over that you will agree, and be in amasement and envy of david.
austin strives to be like david, but he never comes close.
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