dean

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"

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The Dean

Where a woman and a man with two dicks, have sex.

"Oh ariel, please Dean me"

U have two dicks? Let's do the Dean

A woman tried to mug me so I Deaned her

I love to Dean Dean Dean

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will dean

a synonym for "fritz"

Guy 1:Oh look at that guy, isn't his name 'Felix'?
Guy 2: Yeah, but we call him Fritz
Guy 1: Oh, you mean like 'Will Dean'!
Guy 2: Exactly!

Dean.

Dean.

When you see dean is typing you must simply put “Dean.” Into said groupchat

A dean

A Dean is where a very handsome and sexy man has a lot of friends and is a keen lover with many hot and sexy women.

You are a dean

Deaned

To have a penis so long that you're able to stick it in your own asshole.

That guy deaned himself last night

The Dean

"The dean", or simply"Dean", as he is more commonly referred to, is a supreme being, thought to be the pinnacle of human evolution. Traits include a British accent, a constantly changing hairstyle, and a body magnitude so large that he consistently takes up two seat spots on the sofa in the boy's houses. As a result, another name for him is "Deanosaurus Rex", although this is less commonly used than the latter. In fact, so great is his holiness, that it is thought he is learning to become a farmer. What a stunner.

"Have you seen the Dean today?"

"I think Dean went with josh to the loo"

"Goddamn Dean can be mean!"