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When you are making out with your partner and after they put their tongue in your mouth, simultaneously bite your partner's tongue while slapping their ass as hard as you can with the head of a spatula, giving them stripes and a lisp as they complain.
Man, I pissed my girl off so bad by giving her the derpy tiger, but I couldn't stop laughing at her lisp.
A Person of Indian Decent that drives a minivan or works at a gas station/711
This Erpie Derpie can’t fucking drive at all.
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Pretty much Cillian Murphy acting like a complete herp a derp in just about all of his films.
Cillian Derpy crying in Watching the Detectives should be enough to prove the point.
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Showing affection in a way that's unmeasurable.
kwyjibo whispered "Derpy doodle" in Corey's ear and upon hearing this, Corey instantly knew they were soul mates.
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A serious case of STS: Sexually Transmitted Stupid.
I heard Mary got drunk and had sex with her ex-boyfriend last night!" "Yeah, she has a bad case of herpa-derpies.
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A Derpy Chicken is a chicken that lays rainbow colored eggs that usually have googly eyes
(Dude 1) "Woah dude! Did you see that derpy chicken?"
(Dude 2) "How could you tell what it was?"
(Dude 1) "It laid a rainbow egg."
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