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for full definition, see karla briggs.
"look everybody, my name is karla!"
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Comparison indicating degree of desparation
As desperate as the waters of the sea & as torn as the winds of the storm, can be adapted or improvised i.e. could've sworn, moderately...
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Andrea Singleton from Faribault, Minnesota
She'll go out with just about any guy and she really likes to kiss or rape guys in some form of way
WARNING:
IF YOU SEE THIS PERSON...
RUN AWAY!!!
Person 1: Hey man do you know who's really desperate
Person 2: No Who? Andrea???
Person 1: FUCK YEAH XD!!!
Both People: Hey is that Andrea
Both People look at echother: RUN AWAY!!! HAHAHA!!!
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I mean really. That's all it is. You so desperately want to have control over mind it is appalling.
Hym "No, seriously. You need to take a long hard look at yourselves. You really require me to care more about your lives (and by extension you families lives) than I do my own. If I don't it's considered some profound moral failing but it doesn't work the other way around. If I expect what YOU expect I'M STILL THE BAD GUY! You want me to care about your thoughts more than my own. It's just desperation. Desperation to be the thing that decides what happens."
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An ex that still has feelings for you.
My ex still loves me! What a desperate!
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When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.
"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."
"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"
A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.
Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!