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Watashi wa, wa wa desu

Often used by weeaboos when mocking a whining acquaintance or nearby personnel. Formed from a combination of the whining of "wa wa", and a phrase of Japanese to please their inner weeaboo. The u, is somewhat silent.

Person 1: Damn no one's coming to my anime-themed birthday party this Saturday.
Person 2: Watashi wa, wa wa desu.
Person 1: Fkin weeaboos.

by slipperz September 05, 2015


Moshi moshi, hai Doppio desu

Doppio when on the phone with the boss

Doppio: TURURURURURURURURU
Doppio: Finds phone-
Doppio: Moshi moshi, hai Doppio desu

by mongusmongusmongus July 08, 2022


Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 03, 2018


desu

Singular, accusative inflection of "desa", Latvian word for "sausage"

Desu viņš apēda
sausage.ACC.1SG he.SG ate.PAST.3SG
"He ate sausage(emphasis on sausage)"

by nujahuja May 26, 2022


Watashi wa hentai desu

An amazing excuse to confuse non-japanese people.

'Watashi wa hentai desu' means, 'I am a pervert'

by naminaidk June 14, 2024


rev says desu

A youtuber with a $2 vtuber model who makes videos about twitter drama and news. He tends to get sidetracked and yaps about irrelevant stuff.

Harry: Have you seen rev says desu’s latest video?
Jim. Let me guess: a guy said that he finds loli weird but retweeted a drawing of Kanna 7 years ago, therefore he’s a hypocrite.

Harry: Exactly

by GumezWasHere December 05, 2024


desu yo

thing Sealand says

Saa, pe-su agete iku desu yo!

by HetaPeep February 18, 2018