Watashi wa, wa wa desu

Often used by weeaboos when mocking a whining acquaintance or nearby personnel. Formed from a combination of the whining of "wa wa", and a phrase of Japanese to please their inner weeaboo. The u, is somewhat silent.

Person 1: Damn no one's coming to my anime-themed birthday party this Saturday.
Person 2: Watashi wa, wa wa desu.
Person 1: Fkin weeaboos.

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Moshi moshi, hai Doppio desu

Doppio when on the phone with the boss

Doppio: TURURURURURURURURU
Doppio: Finds phone-
Doppio: Moshi moshi, hai Doppio desu

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

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desu

Singular, accusative inflection of "desa", Latvian word for "sausage"

Desu viņš apēda
sausage.ACC.1SG he.SG ate.PAST.3SG
"He ate sausage(emphasis on sausage)"

Watashi wa hentai desu

An amazing excuse to confuse non-japanese people.

'Watashi wa hentai desu' means, 'I am a pervert'

desu yo

thing Sealand says

Saa, pe-su agete iku desu yo!

…ecnetnes a ni desu s’ti woh fo elpmaxe na epyT

Are you seriously that bored? Shouldn’t you have to do homework, study for an exam or test or something? Then why are you typing in this word?

Just don’t type “…ecnetnes a ni desu s’ti woh fo elpmaxe na epyT” and keep on working on your projects, you bored-to-death typers!