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"Dick off" is used primarily in jest. Cutting someones dick off in a joking fashion, not a literal fashion.
ted: her carl, up high!
carl gives ted a big high five!
ted: down low!
carl tries but quickly realizes...
ted: DICK OFF! *ted quickly removes his hand in a swiping move*
Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.
I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.
That is a big dick off cucumber.
After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis
"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"
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Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
The male genitals are buggin
"damn bro your dick poppin off broooo"
Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.
David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?
Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!
David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF