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Someone so insecure about their manhood they have to make up for it by acting "manly" and drive a lifted Ford truck. Gets 0 pussy.
Man that guy Will Hight has a mad case of Little Dick Syndrome.
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also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .
split dick syndrome blood cock
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Sleepy Dick Syndrome (SDS) is a medical condition caused by pinching of the specific nerves depriving blood to a man's genitals. Common sensations include numbness, tingling, and paranoia causing you to check if it is still attached to your body. Recommended treatments include slapping it, telling it to wake up (politely), tomato sauce, and jiggling it a little bit.
Man 1: Dude, stop checking your penis?
Man 2: Sorry man, I got some serious sleepy dick syndrome.
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a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.
Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...
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When you do not wash your dick after sex and then do not get a chance to wash it - dirty dick syndrome.
Wow i had sex last night but haven't taken a shower, I think I got dirty dick syndrome.
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a disease where the girl you date becomes a closeted slut because of daddy issues, and is willing to do anything anywhere. downside is she becomes crazy after a friend betrays her and all you do is fight and picker after.
guy1: whatever happened to susan?
guy2: she suffered arcadio's dick syndrome.
guy1: ah man that sucks.
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When someone feels they can do something, when infact they cannot.
In the sense that a person with a big dick is dog #1
Ted: why does jebb always insist he can dunk?
Jeff: its not his fault, he has a serious case of Big Dick syndrome.
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