When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.
Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day
12π 2π
June 6. The day girls can do anything to the D. Grab them, suck them, etc. you go girl. Be confident and grab your manz dick!
βOmg itβs national dick day!β
βYeah I know. I grabbed my bfβsβ
29π 9π
when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.
dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!
other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
10π 2π
You look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). CONGRATULATIONS - you are having a big dick day!
A smiling Jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. "Great news... I'm having a big dick day" says Jim to his friends. Friends are happy for Jim (some high five).
42π 17π
On oct. 5 every girl has the rights to kick any boy in the dick.
Emily: Omg Clara! Itβs kick dick day!
Clara: Yayyy! Imma kick Noah in the dick!
135π 85π
When one can show off the size of their man features in order to establish the alpha male dominance over the other males.
MLIM, National Dick Day
20π 12π
A day of the year where you run up to that hot guy and jack him off just a tad. I love you dad and mom you thought me wellπ
Hey Sarah did you grab Jonβs dick today? Itβs grab a dick day!
17π 9π