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phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?
- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
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Insult
To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
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When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
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A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place
I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.
Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
eatin da dick up means you are bothering someone, like roasting or you are constantly making someone mad by picking with them.
johnny- wyd
sophie - eatin da dick up
jonny- whos?
sophie- mia's
when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm
john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie
When you get the hiccups after you sucked dick.
Ah man, now you gave me the dick-ups.