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When you/someone gets WAY to descriptive in conversation or text and ends up writing a fucking novel with what could've been a simple idea.
Tim: Dude, are you coming? We're gonna be late.
Andy: Yeah, sorry man, my wife is pulling a Dickens and wrote me a fucking book about exactly what she wants from the store. Took 4 messages to tell me what kind of pasta I need to get.
its when your dad tells to stop dicken around cause your gonna brake somthin
Stop dicken around you ding dong
Someone whom has a significant other but continues to flirt aggressively with disregard for their significant other. Common symptoms of shady dickens includes deactivation of Facebook (to avoid being tagged in pictures) and has multiple mobile devices to call different significant others in different countries. The successful shady dickens is able to balance all aspects of his/her relationships without being detected.
This shady dickens deactivated Facebook so Jody (his girlfriend) will not find out.
After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.
You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.
A Mother Fucker that sucks Dick!
You fucking suckin dicken.
Coating your dick in buffalo sauce and fucking
Her: “That sex was spicy hot, I didn’t even realize he gave me a buffalo dicken”
When a guy receives head from a girl and in return he gives her some chicken wings.
"You want some dicken wings girl?" "Hell yeah I'm hungry"