a fat woman in comfortable shoes that says "HEY....don't go near the water."
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1. A homosexual woman who has an aggressive proclivity toward straight women.
2. An militant lesbian who steals straight women from their boyfriends.
Cole: That lesbian stole my girlfriend from me at the party last night.
Christopher: What an Alpha Dike!
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A lesbian who is employed by Home Depot. Hair is typically worn in a "mullet" or parted in the middle and feathered on the sides. Occassionally depot dikes are undistinguishable from their male co-workers. They typically work in the garden or paint department, or as cashiers. Very proficient with power tools and fork lifts.
"Today I saw a really handsome depot dike at Home Depot. It showed me how to repair the flapper on my crapper."
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A big lesbian that acts like a man.
Shut the fuck up your a van dike
a girl who resembles a pig and/or miss piggy. as expected, is also a bit of a porker
hey, tonight im gunna fuck piggy dike
A lesbian female that resembles a male, who dates a single mother and loves the child as if it were their own....They create a family.
Daniel left Tisha and her 3 kids, but Ebony proposed to tisha and now Ebony is officially a step dike.
A guy that looks like David Byrne who is obsessed with DesMoines IA, bike trails
"Wow that guy is a real bike dike"