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(proper noun) A popular Canadian songstress, proof that you can be butt-ugly and still be famous. Married to Santa Claus (AKA Renee Angelil). FLATNESS
Celine Dion is the ugliest singer I know, and her husband looks just like Santa Claus!
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The source of all that is evil in the world. Creator of tastelessness and fakeness. Earns money by shrieking into a microphone and have senseless cuntmonkeys buy the recordings. All female artists who claim to be divas are totally owned by this egg laying mother alien diva.
"Hey, did you see that vile book by Celine Dion with pictures of herself and goddamn babies superimposed on flower petals and shit?"
"What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"
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A quasi-sex act that combines the worst aspects of the Cleveland steamer, Darjeeling standpipe, Hawaiian muscle fuck, Trimdon Piledriver and Pasadena mudslide, with or without the use of goosefat, performed in groups of six to eight to the sound of contemporary rock.
Shields is going to the fucking dogs. Only last week behind Majestic Bingo I happened on a group of youths engaged in some sort of half-arsed Celine Dion.
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A guy that loves pegging and being pegged by multiple people at once.
His favourite thing to do is have so many people pegging at once they create a 'pegging circle' Which ends in the first guy with a peg in his mouth and ass.
Hey that guys just told me his a dirty dion
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Being Mexican but not eating tacos, and sometimes on rare occasions "yo mama"
Bruh I'm experiencing a Dion moment rn
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An excellent and perfect type of record to launch off city rooftops in Montreal.
Wow! Did you see Celine Dion almost cut that french guys head off! Awesome!
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