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the male genitalia in erect form
I'm going to check her oil with my freaky dipstick.
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when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".
you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her
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The act of being in the 69 position and "checking the girl's oil" (insertion of finger into doodie hole). Then sniffing finger for purity. Checking anal viscosity.
The Bianchi Dipstick: That girl Jen looks pretty hot. I'm gonna give her a Bianchi Dipstick and check her 10w30.
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In order to get knuckle deep Dipstick test is a must
Gave the sconka the dipstick test and gaged,sent her for a plastic magnet finder
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When a guy sticks his dick into someone's ass and it comes out all covered in shit, like when you check the oil on an engine with a dipstick.
Dude, last night I was fucking Melanie in the ass and got dipsticked!!
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Does this really need an explanation? It seems to be used primarily when lecherous drunks are sitting at a bar and a hot bitch walks in.
(Drunks talking in a bar as the hot bitch walks in)...
"Damn, Frank. Check out what just came in the door! Man.... How'd you like to get her lipstick on your dipstick?"
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Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.
When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!
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