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Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!
Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-
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The boy band One Direction, minus Zayn Malik.
Yo, did you hear Zayn quit 1D?!
Holy shit, really? We're calling them 0.8 Direction from now on!!
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an electric current flowing in one direction only.
Direct current is like being on a one way street.
one direction after Zayn took the four album too seriously and left
do you like one direction?
don't you mean two direction
oh yea
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1)A rare occurrence in which the Gods communicate with us.
2)The essence of a trillion hype boosters at 420%, compacted into a 20 to 40 minute video.
Friend: Hey, did you here a new nintendo direct is coming out to--
Me: *Explodes
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The biggest boyband on the planet. They are awesome at singing and anyone who says others is out of their minds. They have the biggest fandom of directioners! Yes they are in a break but they're still amazayn.
Me: do you remember one direction?
Random asf person: isn't that the band who went on a 'break 6 years ago' for 18 months.
Me: yes but they promised
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1 - 5 twats who extremely piss off any guy whose girlfriend is a 'directioner' and makes their lives miserable while they talk about how hot Niall is or how 'cute' Zayn's eyes are and all the while make the guy seriously consider leaving.
2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.
1 - (girlfriend) omg I love One Direction and am going to see their film and Niall is the hottest creature ever and I'd almost definitely leave you if he came into my life
(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)
2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot
(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner
(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro
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