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A mother with a voluptuous booty who who spends a lot of time in the kitchen.
Not trying to be disrespectful or anything but Dominic’s mother has that Dishwasher Jumbotron.
verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.
Dustin will be late going to the office because he has a dishwasher delivery.
When you get your wife too drunk to have sex.
Things were going great and she was even talking about dooping, but I bought her one too many martinis and overloaded the dishwasher.
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The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.
Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"
Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"
Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.
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When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.
Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.
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When you are performing anal on someone and you pull out your penis and have then perform oral.
I was banging this chic in the ass, and I pulled it out and she gave me a dirty dishwasher.
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