compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

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Disk fag

Someone who loves cds sexually and is found to be gay.

Did you download that game? No it's on disk you disk fag.

disk space

What is a disk space?

Bob from IBM: we'll need you to create some more disk space.
Tech: what is a 'disk space'?

disks and Cds

When you ask somebody if they like disks and cds and they say yes

"You like disks and cds?"

"Yeah"

"How about I tape disk dick to yo forehead so you can cds nuts dropping on your forehead."

The Destructo Disk

Take a dish or plate, piss on it, freeze the plate then when the plate is frozen take it an slide it under a victim's bedroom door in the late hours. The room temperature will do the rest.

1: My roommate slide a The Destructo Disk under my door last night. My room smelled so bad this morning. I think I'll get him back with the good ol' poo butter.

2: Bro slow down what's The Destructo Disk?

1: You know? When someone takes a frozen plate of piss and let's it warm up in your room?

floppy disk

A 3.5" disk used to store 1.44MB, a ridiculous amount of space but it is now coming out of fashion.

"Dude, I feel chlostrophobic when I use a floppy disk."

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disk wax

A group of people you love and couldn’t live without

You guys are really the disk wax.

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