Pez Dispenser

This happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a PEZ dispenser.

Stottsky was so fucked up when we hopped into the cab that he kept doing the pez dispenser.

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Pez Dispenser

For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.

Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm

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Need a dispenser here

A quote said by the Scout class in Valve's class-based FPS, Team Fortress 2.

You can say it with X + 5 on your keyboard.

It is mostly used to annoy allied engineers in your team by repeating it over and over again due to the fact that it uses only one audio file and has no other alternatives. Same voice, same tone and same pitch, over... and over... again.

Your can increase efficiency by bringing up a squad of friends with you. Just to feed the fire!

Scout: Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!...

Engineering: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP

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Dirty Soap Dispenser

When ejaculated in the participant's anus tell them to Bend over (rub hands together) wait till the load comes out like soap & rub it in like you're washing your hands with soap.

I gave her the dirty soap dispenser then I dried my hands off using her face.

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Arts Degree Dispenser

A toilet roll holder. Highlights that the only use for an arts degree is to wipe your bum with it.

Guy after big dump: ugh, no, the arts degree dispenser's empty! *rummages thru bag for scrap paper* I hope my actual arts degree is in here.

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ballerina food dispenser

Ballerina AKA Stripper

Ballet AKA Strip Club
ballerina food dispenser AKA ATM

me: Hey guys wanna go see the Ballerinas do a midnight show at the pink pony! ?

guys: yeah but I gotta hit up the ballerina food dispenser before..

me: fa sho! me too... lets do it.

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ice cream dispenser

To have your ice cream dispensed is to give someone a hot carl while receiving a handjob.

That girl is hot. I'd let her dispense my ice cream.

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