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the best nu metal band ever. end of story. no matter what your opinion, disturbed is a better band than anything else you have in mind.
Person1: HOLY CRAP I LOVE RIHANNA!!
Person2: Disturbed is better fucktard!!!
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When a person finds something disturbing and masturbates to it, regardless of any moral dilemma or the surreality to the thing in question.
Originally a misspelling of the word "disturbing."
Guy 1: Dude, I found this fucked up website that posts some gnarly-ass gore vids, it made me wanna hurl but the chicks were kinda hot so I kinda went ham last night and now I'm out of tissues, lotion and ketchup.
Guy 2: You mean you were disturbating?
Guy 1: What the fuck is that?
When you are interrupted when you are doing something
I was disturbed when I was watching porn with a girl.
P.S true story:)
The noun used to describe the amount of disturbance there is in a given situation.
Our house by the football pitch has high disturbation levels.
A bunch of band kids gathered together in a larger group
Random 1: What are all those kids on the field?
Random 2: that’s a disturbance
Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.
(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!