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What is a Dog? Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They are great at begging. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
Me: hello doggy
Dog: (licks)
Me: ghaaaaa
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A heartless shitting machine. No care for what they shit or piss on. Also annoying because they like to frequently check your crotch for interesting smells leaving you at an awkward position trying to stop the dog from sniffing your sack while telling your boss you're good with dogs.
If Fido shits in my room again I'm going to throw that bitch ass dog out to sniff the homeless guy outside watching me's crotch.
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Dogs are 4 legged creatures that shit and piss everywhere. They are also dinner for the chinese.
Chinese person: yum yum I eat dog now.
Dog's inner mind: oh fuck sakes
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What happens to you when you owe a nigga a shit ton of money or you done crossed that guy in a way you shouldn't have. Usually being jumped or simply spilled
"this nigga done talked bout my momma I'm finna dog his ass"
"Bitches owes me time to dog em"
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