Don't Panic

The single most logical phrase in the entire galaxy. Coined by Douglas Adams it is found in large friendly letters on the front of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

My house as been struck by lightning WITH ME FIXING THE ARIEL for the THIRD time in a row, and my boss has just fired me from my job with brilliant prospects because I had to come in wearing bandages and with crazy sticking-up hair, and your telling me NOT TO PANIC?

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Don't be a Richard

Literally translating to Don't be a Dick. Trust me, nobody wants an exposed Richard unless asked for.

"Bro, your girlfriends a serious ratchet."

"Hey, Don't be a Richard."

"Never cry over a hoe, bro! Never!"

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ski-don't

A ski-doo that don't go

John blew the head gasket on his ski-doo, now it's a ski-don't

don't be a muselk

When a YouTuber who used a game to gain subscribers than abandoned it without saying anything

A *Game* Youtuber:"For now, i will switch to *other game*."
Comments"Don't be a Muselk, you dam traitor."

don't me

a literal translation of "huwag ako", used by Filipino millenials, prevalent in social media such as Twitter and Facebook, among others. usually used like "stop bullshitting me", "not today", another form of the grammatically correct translation (not me), a form of "don't @ me" without the @ sign, or as a joking term.

mainly internet slang, but is used irl as well.

"Don't me, bes!"

"i have dibs on him bes, don't me, huwag kang malandi"

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Don't Flop

When you see a piece of dog shit on the ground and you have to step around it to avoid stepping in it. Usually do free events at the park because they was exposed for buying loads of YouTube and faking a following

Hey, watch out for that huge pile of Don't Flop on the floor

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Don't Mention It

Equivalent to "you're welcome." A way to let a person know that the task you completed was not a problem and that you were happy to do it.

Woman "Thank you for helping me."
Helper "Don't mention it!"

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