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Chef Don’t Judge
Instead of making a joke or slander at someone’s actions or choices you choose to say “Chef Don’t Judge”
Originating for the 2010s Chef Boyardee commercials where the Chef on the can sees someone dancing in the kitchen as if no one was watching and proceeds to say “Chef Don’t Judge”
“Dang can you believe Chris has a foot fetish?! That’s disgusting.”
“Hey man the chef don’t judge.”
urban dictionary always seems to want you to buy a mug
who actually buys it ?
“i bought an urban dictionary mug with the word Watermelon Sugar on it”
just don’t buy the mug
A response my dad HATES hearing and claims I’m talking back when I use it
Dad: how do you do this?
Me: I don’t know
Dad: DONT TALK BACK TO ME CUZ BLA BLA BLA
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Once you become a parent you hear this until you want to rip your damn ears off
billy: i don’t want to go to school
Father: shut the hell up billy
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You can’t drink any alcohol during the month of December
Guy 1: “Are you going to drink tonight”?”
Guy 2: “Nah man”
Guy 1: “Why not”
Guy 2: “It’s don’t drink December
don’t lie for people to see on snapchat or to look like a better person for people on snapchat
Kate: posts on storyi’m actually a really nice girl if you get to know me
Dan: don’t cap for the snap 😭
When someone is trying to be cool and is being very annoying by doing it
Fart “I am so cool”
Me “boi you don’t talk”
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