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Someone who is so far up the boss's ass they smell like dookie butter.
Don't say that in front of Ricky. He is Bobs Dook Boy.
A person that is extremely ugly and reminds you of dookie.
A:Ugh, why does nobody like me?
B: It’s because you’re and Uggo Dook
1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.
2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "
" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
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Tweeting during defecation.
I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.
1. Used as a expletive to describe situations of extreme absurdidy, frustration, confusion, anger, grief and ecstasy.
2. An exclamation to emphasize the importance of a phrase or point in common conversation.
3. A preface to any discussion or siteing of sheep in the Irish countryside.
Entomology: The term originated in Ireland when a play was witnessed by a group of Irish lititure students. In this play, the characters kept screaming “fooking bingo” to the point that when the students arrived back at their hotel and noticed a rubber duck in the bathroom, they had no choice but to shriek “its a fooking dook”. From this point forward, fooking dook became a substitute for phrases like: fuck, shit, fucking shit, etc. It is important to note that fooking is an expletive while the word fucking is used to describe sex. Therefore a fooking dook and a fucking duck are two very different things.
“Fooking dook, I still haven’t finished my Ireland Paper and it’s due in one hour!”
“Oh my god!!! They left us a fooking dook!”
*drops plate full of food on the floor* “FOOKING DOOK”
“Fooking dook, it’s a sheep.”
Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.
My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.
When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.
"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."