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When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it
James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
When you have 2 dicks in your pussy at the same time
Yooo! Madison was double dicking last night I saw it out my window
When one man packs fudge from the back and the other cracks nuts from the front they rotate rinse and repeat.
Bro my d*ck’s itching after that double dick fondue
Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.
John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.
Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"
When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week
Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year
Jon: ya the Colts got pumped